This classic cotton tee carries a dry, offbeat sense of humor. A bold bear illustration anchors a circular slogan that reads, “If I ever get rabies, you’re high on my bitch list,” giving the shirt an irreverent, wilderness-ready voice. The relaxed crew-neck silhouette and medium-weight fabric make it comfortable for day-long wear, while the monochrome print keeps the look clean and easy to pair with jeans, flannel, or a camp jacket. It feels like a late-night laugh around a fire — cheeky, slightly savage, and entirely unapologetic. Wear it on outdoor runs, road trips, or lazy weekends when you want your personality to do the talking.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamless collar for stretch and shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp sleeve, neck, and main design details

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean