Wrap yourself in a little dark-humor holiday warmth. This cozy crewneck pairs a soft, mid-weight feel with a cheeky graphic: a mischievous mouse tangled in Christmas lights beneath the phrase “God Save My Little Broken Body.” The image sits framed by festive holly and a string of bulbs, blending seasonal charm with a wry, offbeat spirit. Wear it on slow winter mornings, at casual holiday gatherings, or whenever you want to bring a laugh to the room while staying comfortable and warm. The classic crew cut keeps the look relaxed and easy to layer over shirts or under a coat, while the durable stitching and stable ribbed collar mean it’ll keep its shape through repeated wear.

This sweatshirt is for folks who appreciate humor that leans irreverent and a style that’s cozy without trying too hard—good for nights by the tree, low-key parties, or quiet days when comfort and personality matter most.

Product features
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at shoulders, cuffs, and waistband for shape retention
- Embellishment flexibility: DTG prints with optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean